Pick one!

Alright peeps, I am not a huge Halloween person, but since I have a built in prop this year, I figure I aughta get over myself and dress up.

This would be really funny:


except I realized that I have serious love handles that would be hideous hanging out of those tiny shorts that my neighbors would never look at me the same. So I found some better more options.

There is the skeleton baby:


Mother Earth:


And the Beer Belly:


Whadya think? There were other really funny ones but they all involved painting my belly and I don't think that I could pull that off having to pick up a toddler all night. He would be covered in paint by the end of the night!

*I lifted these pictures from google images and blocked out the faces because they probably don't want their mugs on my blog :)